Man, oh man. My lovely wife sent me to work with a can of soup for lunch today. It was Campbell's Select Harvest Garden Recipes Potato Broccoli Cheese soup. Now I like Campbell's Potato soup. I like broccoli. I like cheese. I like broccoli with cheese. I like potato with cheese. So why don't I like this soup? Because it tastes nasty. Like someone expelled it into the can directly from their rectum. I don't want to eat it, but I've already opened it and heated it, so now I've resigned myself to just pouring it in my mouth in between full-body shudders. Maybe the soup tastes good (or even great). Maybe something messed up with my taste buds (or my brain). All I know is it's nasty, and I'm almost done with it. "Campbell's, mmm mmm soup, possibilities"
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